Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 20, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Realtors make a big deal of a house overlooking a golf course. I think it would be horrible with balls hitting the yard or house all the time, drunks swearing a blue streak, etc.

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    uncle snipe  about 1 year ago

    That’s my kind of golf!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The trick is to play on through before they recover consciousness.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    If he hadn’t hit that last person it would have been fine. He only is allowed to legally hit (and can only score bonus points for hitting) four people when he shouts “Four” befour he hits the ball each time.

    [And they were fourwarned – not fivewarned.]

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    why don’t they yell out something meaningful before hitting the ball like I suck or bad golfer

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    One particularly hard shot killed a groundskeeper. It was a Hole in Juan.

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    I hit a birdie once. And double bogeyed the hole.

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    c001  about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a strip (I think it was The Other Coast) I’m not able to rediscover.

    A golfer finds a ball next to one of those drawings the police do around a dead body to indicate his position, next to the head. He shouts to another golfer: “Hey, I found the ball you couldn’t find yesterday.”

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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    “Fore!”

    [BONK!]

    “Oops, my bad! Five!”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I teach pickleball and always mention that pickleballs are both the slowest and least bouncy balls in all of sports, but they make up for it by being the ones least likely to hurt if they hit you. People always ask which ones hurt the most, and I have to say baseballs, but golf balls would probably be worse, it’s just that most people have the good sense not to stand anywhere in front of where someone’s getting set to tee off on one.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    It’s not just Sue to worry about, it’s the other four ladies he hit too.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    No worries, every golfer signed a waiver…

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    InTraining Premium Member about 1 year ago

    the hard part is dragging any dead ones through all the remaining holes…!

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    foregone conclusion

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    norphos  about 1 year ago

    Great joke, great background.

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