Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 07, 2003

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Girl: See? Stuff like my banana and my carrots are all but unrecognizable. While my cheez dinkies and creme woohoos look just like they did when I forgot to take my lunch home last June. If certain foods can slow the aging process, I think I've found them. At least that's what I'm writing in my grant proposal. Frazz: Carrie, I don't think the department of health is interesting in funding a ditzy mistake. Girl: Nuts. Neither was the environmental protection agency. Frazz: One more yogurt cup and I bet you'd have qualified.