Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 09, 2012

Eeeeww…..stinky….

In central Texas, we broke records last year. This year has been cooler.

Stinky sweat results from stress, due to the hormonal cocktail released into the bloodstream during the “fight or flight” response. This also may have had a purpose, perhaps to warn predators or enemies by saying “I’m ready for you.”

Gut-busting pizza for the coach. Who stands on the sidelines and yells.

I like sweat, myself. A couple of people’s, especially.And when I’ve been sloppy about bathing I seem to be more…attractive? seems to be the process, if not the right description. Yeah, I buy into the pheromone concept.

The drought area wanders. Back in the ‘70s it was in the Pacific NW. Don’t move, their turn will come again. In Texas, there was the Dust Bowl in the ‘30s, the 7 year drought in the ’50s, and a mini-but-deep one last year. This year, its Four Corners, before that, the south-east. Don’t be smug, your turn will come.l

Of course Frazz doesn’t smell like sweat. He used deodorant, just like Randolph did. :-)

and why old football pads reak!

Because Football stinks 230122SU