Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 20, 2022

But you really don’t want the third one during aromatherapy.

I somehow doubt that, too.

He’s not wrong.

Pseudo intellectualism.

Did he tell you about cucumber and eucalyptus? Because if he did that in addition to the first three, then the rest is just fluff.

The humor value of a fart has an inverse relationship with the cubic footage of the area in which it occurs.

I’m sorry, farts are not funny. I’ve never understood bathroom humor. It’s right up there with laughing when people get injured. The videos where someone gets hit in the head and everyone laughs uproariously are particularly hideous, considering the person could have a concussion and be permanently affected. How is that funny?

You mean you didn’t already know that farts were funny?

If he didn’t say “Aromatherapy is büllshît”, then he didn’t tell you everything you needed to know about it.

Then Frazz is why Adam Sandler has a career.

I guess that’s at least all you need to know in advance to visit a sauna.

Is that a first for a comic strip??

What you smell is the 1% of sulfur and mercaptans in a symbol of being alive.

She’s catching wind of Frazz’s insights.