Fred Basset by Alex Graham for August 21, 2012

Or soon will be…to the Kennel.

Will Fred share his booty with his buddies?

Ooh, you’re in big trouble now, Fred!! Caught red-pawed and you still ran! (C’mon missus, you know better than to leave sausages unmonitored… { shaking head })

Aye, Mate. Will she never learn?

Mistress must think Fred lad will somehow magically (I can’t spell miraculously) change his ways. Won’t happen. Ever.

Remember what is written in the Good Book; “And lead us not into temptation.” This is one of the results when tempted, and Fred should be absolved of any crimes accused of.

Dogs like food. Dog food, cat food, people food . . . If it doesn’t move quickly enough, it’s ME food.

When we had dogs and cats, we used to put the cat dishes into the bath because the (small) dogs couldn’t jump in there.

But they learned. (Eyeroll.)

Dogs can be trained. It is fairly obvious that no attempt has been made at all to train our Fred.

I can resist anything but temptation. – Oscar Wilde