Yeah, right. Actually he’s been hitting the sacramental wine again, and that’s a blood alcohol monitor.
Wouldn’t God already know where he goes?
Sheik Yerbouti said, about 17 sentences ago
Maybe he’s actually P.D.Q. Bach, and under monitoring for “reckless secularization of the Bishop of Baden Baden Baden’s sacramental wine supply.”
OTOH, if he was drunk on the Holy Spirit (as in Acts 1:13, 15), then he wouldn’t need a monitor.
Next they’ll be putting transmitters on flying nuns, and radio collars on relocated priests.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Yeah, right. Actually he’s been hitting the sacramental wine again, and that’s a blood alcohol monitor.
Thanks for the idea, Lindsay Lohan.fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Wouldn’t God already know where he goes?
bmonk over 14 years ago
Sheik Yerbouti said, about 17 sentences ago
Yeah, right. Actually he’s been hitting the sacramental wine again, and that’s a blood alcohol monitor.
Maybe he’s actually P.D.Q. Bach, and under monitoring for “reckless secularization of the Bishop of Baden Baden Baden’s sacramental wine supply.”
OTOH, if he was drunk on the Holy Spirit (as in Acts 1:13, 15), then he wouldn’t need a monitor.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Next they’ll be putting transmitters on flying nuns, and radio collars on relocated priests.