Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 07, 2010

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Yeah, right. Actually he’s been hitting the sacramental wine again, and that’s a blood alcohol monitor.

    Thanks for the idea, Lindsay Lohan.
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    fredbuhl  over 14 years ago

    Wouldn’t God already know where he goes?

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    Sheik Yerbouti said, about 17 sentences ago

    Yeah, right. Actually he’s been hitting the sacramental wine again, and that’s a blood alcohol monitor.

    Maybe he’s actually P.D.Q. Bach, and under monitoring for “reckless secularization of the Bishop of Baden Baden Baden’s sacramental wine supply.”

    OTOH, if he was drunk on the Holy Spirit (as in Acts 1:13, 15), then he wouldn’t need a monitor.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Next they’ll be putting transmitters on flying nuns, and radio collars on relocated priests.

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