Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 14, 2013

I guess the other table isn’t going to have what she has/had.

“Oh sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you!”

I guess he’ll be throwing HER down a well shortly.

I wonder if they’re Puttin on the RitzCouldn’t find the one from the movie, this is the best I could do.

How about laboratory guinea pigs?

he’ll be in a better mood when the strolling violinist makes his appearance, but for god’s sake don’t order ANYthing flambe’

Help, please. Not quite getting this one.

What happened to the candle on the table?

Is “Fire Bad” the song by Skynyrd or am I dyslexic?

He’s dead meat.

“Sure. Alone, bad. Friend, good. FRIEND.”