Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 23, 2018

Don’t sweat it, it wouldn’t have fit through the gate anyway.

You might as well eat that pizza, it’s only going to get cold.

Beware of Greeks bearing pepperoni!

My size of pizza, Gigantic! Hello Domino’s, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns ??

Beware of Greeks bearing pizza with unpitted olives and feta cheese.

Thanks, Bill, hilarious!

We’ll throw in a free order of cheesey bread sticks…

Delivery guy doesn’t look very crustworthy.

Tall enough to be a seige tower.

They’re refusing the order because they didn’t order a Hawaiian pizza.

Today’s “Strange Brew” features another Trojan group wishing they’d chosen a horse.

Hey, the pizza’s free!

Their pizza gives me tongue splinters !