Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 26, 2019

Calm down, friend. I don’t understand your talk without pauses and without meaning.

stop him save me

Is that a question or a comment?

Someone quick, grab the balloon in the next panel…..

Can you describe him sir?

Yes, he was wearing a green shirt with some sort of insignia on it and he had an accomplice. I think he had a blue shirt and if I not mistaken he had point ears.

He stole all the lower case letters, too.

You had periods?

He doesn’t seem like the ampersand type.

My wife and I work in the same office. Yesterday I had to use a different station, with not the best of keyboards. My text to her was, “Ihatethisspacebar.”

…not to put TOO fine a point on it…

So, grammar police really exist?

Be on the lookout for Christopher Walken, he hasn’t had those things for a long time. I believe in an Inside The Actors Studio he claimed that the first thing he did with a script was to disregard all punctuation.

Were they insured, and what was their estimated value? Did they have any Identifying marks?

Well, he is being punctual.

With all those periods, he’ll have to stop sometime!

the monotone bandit strikes again