26.2 miles in less than 30 minutes?
I bet that pizza is going to get cold.
Hello sir, your half a pepperoni pizza is here. Yeah, those delivery fees will get you every time.
C’mon Pheidippides, it’s not like it’ll kill you.
…and yet, it’s repeated over and over and over again…
42 (hitchhiker’s reference) kilometers and dropping dead. Huh. What kind of tip does compensate that?
Cold pizza? Ewwwwww
Yep, calculations were crustworthy back then.
just give it to Hermes (messenger of the gods), he will get it there faster than you can say Jimmy John’s
I thought the first one was just delivering the bread stick – hence the baton we use in the modern world…
PICTO over 4 years ago
26.2 miles in less than 30 minutes?
juncarlo over 4 years ago
I bet that pizza is going to get cold.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
Hello sir, your half a pepperoni pizza is here. Yeah, those delivery fees will get you every time.
Havel over 4 years ago
C’mon Pheidippides, it’s not like it’ll kill you.
Tigressy over 4 years ago
…and yet, it’s repeated over and over and over again…
42 (hitchhiker’s reference) kilometers and dropping dead. Huh. What kind of tip does compensate that?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Cold pizza? Ewwwwww
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Yep, calculations were crustworthy back then.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago
just give it to Hermes (messenger of the gods), he will get it there faster than you can say Jimmy John’s
jdthird over 4 years ago
I thought the first one was just delivering the bread stick – hence the baton we use in the modern world…