Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 18, 2020

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 4 years ago

    If he needs anything, he’ll call the “bellman”.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s not even a real Modo. He’s only a Quasimodo. (I stole that from some long-ago cartoon.)

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    That’s one serious hump Quas is sporting!!!

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    on vacation he humps it to the beach…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I am so glad he is not wearing a speedo.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    All over the city, dogs are salivating.

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    Nyckname  almost 4 years ago

    But where’s Esmeralda?

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    No one knows he’s gone?! His darn stereo shorted out and burned the place down.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sanctuary, sanctuary!

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    Rick Horne Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    All was fine and dandy until his system shorted out and started a fire!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The only guy on the beach who doesn’t need a pillow….

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    mmt3k  almost 4 years ago

    This isn’t even that far out – there was a company (Schlumberger?) that built “electronic carillons” years ago. The bells themselves were recordings, with a big box of electronics to control the timing and sequencing.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    They’re gonna realize something’s wrong, there’s no ‘dings’.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Might be a little too remote to get a signal.

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