Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 30, 2021

Should have “plowed” through the morass.

Great. Now we’ll never know the whole story.

Shining example of today’s youth.

But as a redrum…uuh..redress he gave me a lovely St. Bernhard named Cujo that he found at the pet sematary…

wow, that must’ve been redrum…

You know, you could make a movie out of that.

Thanks to the pandemic, more and more people can relate to going slowly insane and becoming a murderous lunatic. The Shining is turning into a documentary, at least in places that are locked down to try to stop the spread.

A mazing. Topiary at the very least.

Heeeere’s Johnny!!

When he grows up, he becomes an orderly who helps the dying patients and battles evil cultists.

you should warn us about spoilers.. now you ruined the movie and the book

All work and no play makes a boring oral report.

That kid is going to be a big wheel at that school.

Really took a shine to the strip.

Crazy…say it ain’t snow.

All through this report little Stevie King has been furiously taking notes in the back of the room.

Went “slowly insane”? Nah, it only took like an hour and 40 some minutes.

And that concludes my report, thank you. I will leave you with one more word.

Redrum

What a coincidence! Just after I saw this, I read an email from Simon and Schuster, telling about several of Stephen King’s books now available. Am I in his world now?

Brilliant! Well done!!!