Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 31, 2021

“Tissues issues”.

the ides of issues is the Rubicon awash in toilet paper. Does this explain the urgency of and panic for the male gender’s behavior when the stock runs low?

If that disturbes you I recommend you better not to report on those toilet tissues that are used properly, Mr. Roll!

Previous panel – Announcer – “Unroll it”

It’s a really nice job of TPing the place. Even, smooth, symmetrical, unbroken.

“This, once Charmin, estate in a Northern county has become a scene of terror.”

Good thing Mr. Whipple isn’t around to see that.

“There’s been reports of a madman wrapped in many layers. And some of his victim is still stuck to his feet”.

Wasteful.

A familiar trick…just hope it doesn’t rain….

But were the rolls unrolled over or under?

just came in to make sure someone made the joke, "Oh please, do me next.’

Having grown up in the 50s & 60s this fails to disturb me at all.