Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 18, 2022

“Rumblestiltskins”.

If it ain’t broke, we’ll fix that.

I’m gonna shake, rattle, and roll.

There goes my Grandma’s china.

Naturally all the contents are marked fragile.

Oooh, I think a friend hired these guys once.

The Shakers were an interesting, but self-limiting group. Great, meticulous craftsmen. Preached and practiced celibacy, even for married couples. They died out for some reason.

Yep. That’s how it goes. So much of my stuff was damaged by movers.