Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 05, 2022

Made it easier to treat slipped “discs”.

To make it easier to clean up after all the tomatoes, cheese, and toppings flew off.

Domino’s employees didn’t have uniforms back then….Care for some meatballs on your pizza?

Because their pizzas were graded on artistic impression?

Weeeell, my lad! Their slogan is: “Nothing but taste and pure nature”

In those days, to buy clothes, they kneaded more dough

They also tossed the pizza dough differently back then. Back then, pizza was mainly tossed for distance – it wasn’t even meant to be eaten.

Let’s discus it later.

I don’t understand why they spend so much on a building full of painted and carved porn and call it art.

The start of the “organic” pizza.

All together now: Ewwwww!

The suppositories were bigger in those days.

Naked frisbee golf.

Dad doesn’t want to discus further.

Did they at least wear a hair net? (Sorry I ruined your lunch.)

Our children are ours to teach, Dad. Start by explaining that it’s not a pizza, and proceed from there.

That is what’s known as “Greco-Roman pizza”.