Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 04, 2022

They should have immediately “parted” company.

He’s very well traveled.

I’ve been everywhere, manI’ve been everywhere, manCrossed the deserts bare, manI’ve breathed the mountain air, manOf travel I’ve had my share, manI’ve been everywhere

But we won’t talk about his brain!!

“I’m from everywhere, ma’am. I’m from everywhere …”

Things would have worked out better if he turned left at Albuquerque.

More like Darmstadt, I doubt Igor could travel far for parts.

I thought he was European.

“I’ve Been Everywhere.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4epAJRPMw

Did he leave his heart in San Franscisco?

I come from all parts

Does she style her hair at an electric charging station?

And parts unknown.

It’s too bad Anthony Bourdain can’t join you for supper (parts unknown).

It’s a little know fact that Frankensteins creation was inspired by one of Johnny Cash’s greatest songs:

………I got it one piece at a time and it didn’t cost me a dime

You’ll know it’s me when I come through your town

I’m gonna ride around in style, I’m gonna drive everybody wild

‘Cause I’ll have the only one there is around

Uh yow, Red Ryder, this is the cotton mouth

In the Psycho-Billy Cadillac come on, huh, this is the cotton mouth

And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there Red Ryder

You might say I went right up to the factory

And picked it up, it’s cheaper that way

Uh, what model is it?

Well, it’s a ’49, ’50, ’51, ’52, ’53, ’54, ’55, ’56

‘57, ’58’ 59’ automobile

It’s a ’60, ’61, ’62, ’63, ’64, ’65, ’66, ’67

’68, ’69, ’70 automobile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErKI0zWgjg

Cleveland? So that WAS you! Frank?

From Ikea.

That’s him all over.