Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 23, 2022

Wedding “bowels”.

“When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!”

Did he think that he was carrying her over the threshold?

That was one heck of a wedding reception. Will they end up sleeping in the flowerbed?

Don’t get it? Is it the current visitor at the outhouse that screams? Why? Is it so terrifying to get a surprise visit? (Why not lock?)

(I guess it’s not the house itself screaming…)

You don’t see many of those little houses on the prairies anymore. I grew up with one, my mother took a photo of me sitting on the hole sound asleep with the door open.

Wrong doooooor you idiot!

That must have been some wedding reception.

When asked, “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” He said,”I doodoo.”

Shest honeymoon suite ever

Wrong moon, honey.

Honeymoon in the “Quarter Moon Hotel”!

Not the best place to start a honeymoon.