Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 29, 2022

Try gorging on "a**"teroids {space dung}.

Is this from the Webb or Hubble telescope?

Space is curved said Fred, an astronomer noted & read. This scope has such power, I’ve just spent an hour, observing the back of my head.

I suspected that event might be on the horizon.

According to the Schwarzschild criteria, we are living inside a black hole. The visible universe defines our event horizon. Cosmology can be so outrageously provacative . . .

We’re D O. O. M. E. D. !

In space you cannot hear the FWWWWZZZZIIiiinnngggg,,,,,,,,,

Black holes and people – some things never change.

The Scorpion and the Frog, “it’s in my nature”.

It’s just cursed with an attractive personality.