Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 23, 2022

He’s quacking up.

He’s much better at herding cats.

BIllable hours Fernquist, BIllable hours.

LOL Nice to see this is quack

Quack?

“I don’t know, boss. What did you tell me about getting my ducks in a row?”

I always enjoy duck comics, especially if they’re fowl

Ducks don’t like rowing, they’d rather paddle.

Chico: “Why a duck?, Why not a chicken?” Groucho: “I don’t know why not a chicken; I’m a stranger here myself!”

Maybe if it were a chicken it’d be a “Free Range” chicken… LOL

If they don’t get in a line they will be Down

Sorry, sir, they just keep on going…

Fernquist will duck the question.

Is this the Duck Factory?

True Story: Some years ago, my wife and I were driving on a local street, when traffic came to a stop because of a line of ducks that was walking across the street. I commented that this small town was obviously very well organized.

“Why?” she asked.

“Look,” I said, pointing to the birds, “you can see they have all their ducks in a road.”

We’re still together. She likes me.

He prefers his ducks to be “free range!” ;-P

Hmm? Surprised that all understood this… I thought this was a joke about finance, because of the chart on the wall… :D

Now I also know that this is a common phrase for organizing tasks.

“Yes sir, I just got them squawking politics. I expect a pretty big row to break out any minute now”

Every time I think I have my ducks in a row, someone adds more ducks.

A row? He tried, but the guy who had them refused to fight.