Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 18, 2022

Plus, she was severely “fleeced” by her carrier.

She was browsing while they were grazing.

Doesn’t she have GPS trackers on them?

Don’t worry, she tagged them with airdrop.

This would make a good episode of Fractured Fairy Tales from the old Rocky & Bullwinkle Show.

No worries. She put GPS trackers on them.

She posted some “pro-polyester” stories on FaceBook and they stopped following her.

And that is how the Chinese will invade our country without firing a shot.

Kids today! Obsessed with cells, games, and loafing, OH MY‼️

Here’s a Twitter thread you should read. It’s full of newspaper articles all about how kids are spoiled compared to their parents. Except all of them are from decades ago. The oldest is from 1895. The spoiled kids are you. your parents, your grandparents, and so on.

The next time you’re tempted to say that mobile phones make it impossible for children today to play on their own, please read the articles written in the early parts of the 20th Century by adults complaining that radio, movie theaters and later TV make it impossible for kids to entertain themselves.

https://twitter.com/paulisci/status/1600628195854020608

No matter when you were born, when you were a child, adults thought your generation was spoiled. So ease up on today’s kids.

Little Bo Peep just discovered “2 girls 1 cup” and can’t stop replaying it.

….and Little Boy Blue is fast asleep in the haystack.

Maybe they’re not lost at all — perhaps she’s tracking them using her recently installed Find-A-Sheep app.

Other people lose their brains