Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 10, 2023

Use that volcano to “{in}vent” new frustrations.

Try a “Rubber Ball”, JayVee!

babies bounce…

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When basketball was invented, why did they call is “dribbling” and not “drooling” or “slobbering”?

Heads are more elastic.

Since March Madness ended so early, it gave early man time to develop Baserock.

It just needs more air.

Now we’ve be thrown for a loop..hoop.

Early attempts (pre-Columbian) had the hoop sideways without a net.

Then they almost became extinct when someone suggested rock “Dodge Ball” …

Now you join the Brooklyn Nets.

Let’s invent rock and roll instead.

how do they know who’s on which team?

Putting the cart before the horse — first invent a ball that can bounce, then you can invent a bunch of sports in which to use it.

Much less annoying than the current version