Mr. Comic needs a brain “sturgeon” to recalibrate things.
You would think Dr. Fengler could wait until the patient was out cold.
okay, Mrs Johnston… this hysterectomy won’t take long
No, I’m not a Doctor, but I played one in a comic strip…
“Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.”
I knew this guy who would never have surgery on a Monday. He felt surgeons drank all weekend.
In other news, Dr Fengler soon stopped getting patients and went to work at a Dunkin Donuts.
Scary thing happened to me in the operating room…after being put under, I woke up to hear the nurse say, “It’s in” and saw her walk around to the side of the table…after she intubated me. Then I went out again! Yikes!
Yeah, the patient doesn’t appreciate your sense of humor.
Laugh and the whole world thinks your mad, cry and the whole world knows it’s true…
Ooops! Someone forgot to sedate the patient.
It seems like the laughing gas has already been used up.
Is this supposed to be a prank on the patient? He doesn’t appear to be amused.
Shouldn’t the patient’s nose be lighting up red?
In truth, surgeons and surgical nurses tell some truly fudged-up jokes while people are under….
SHAKENDOWNVILLE over 1 year ago
Mr. Comic needs a brain “sturgeon” to recalibrate things.
allen@home over 1 year ago
You would think Dr. Fengler could wait until the patient was out cold.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
okay, Mrs Johnston… this hysterectomy won’t take long
pathamil over 1 year ago
No, I’m not a Doctor, but I played one in a comic strip…
e.groves over 1 year ago
“Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.”
flemmingo over 1 year ago
I knew this guy who would never have surgery on a Monday. He felt surgeons drank all weekend.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
In other news, Dr Fengler soon stopped getting patients and went to work at a Dunkin Donuts.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Scary thing happened to me in the operating room…after being put under, I woke up to hear the nurse say, “It’s in” and saw her walk around to the side of the table…after she intubated me. Then I went out again! Yikes!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
Yeah, the patient doesn’t appreciate your sense of humor.
T... over 1 year ago
Laugh and the whole world thinks your mad, cry and the whole world knows it’s true…
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ooops! Someone forgot to sedate the patient.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
It seems like the laughing gas has already been used up.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Is this supposed to be a prank on the patient? He doesn’t appear to be amused.
Spiffy over 1 year ago
Shouldn’t the patient’s nose be lighting up red?
briggs.roy078 over 1 year ago
In truth, surgeons and surgical nurses tell some truly fudged-up jokes while people are under….