Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 03, 2023

“Ingratitude.”

I didn’t’ know the industry had become so hostile.

Make pranks not thanks

Hallmock cards.

Reminds me of the song kids sing when someone turns another year older:

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday to you,

You look like a monkey,

You smell like one too.

I’ll thank you to keep your nose out of my business.

Thank You For Purchasing That Card

Thank you for your generous donation to a useless business branch.

Or the IRS. Wouldn’t that be a nice gesture by them?

I could kinna see Hallmark including these in their ‘shoebox’ group

Thanks for Nothing, Pal – SNORT!

Don’t pay it forward, just pay me.

I guess thanks are in order.

‘Thanks for being there, and not here’, I gotta remember that one.

Bargain card rack at target…

At the outlet store for Colbert’s “First Drafts”.

thanks, i’ve already eaten…

Cynical thank yous.

“Thanks for being there, and not here” <3

I can thank you enough, and this card is it.