Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 19, 2023

His dog “welcomes” its chance to wield a hidden derringer.

Well, you’re not totally strange.

that dog is like an anti-dachshund

These days, maybe not many people. But he has a fierce attack dog for protection.

I like that dog!!!

We are totally strange too! Come in.

How about those who are smart enough to close the door quickly after they realize the person is doing a survey?

Next survey: How many people answers the phone when it rings… I find it strange that people are afraid of talking, in a contraption made for talking, and saying “no” if it is about something they aren’t interested in…

Everybody’s fat here. Must be the deep south.

which my family has constantly tells me not to do.

You looked friendly through the peep hole.

A potential "stand your ground " situation if ever I saw one.

That’s how you die in Florida.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Severance_(serial_killer)

Foo lish, is that like po lish…

Bill, I haven’t said this yet in my comments, but your character drawings are consistently great and many times very, very funny. Thank you…

I thought you were my Uber eats order and I have my hacksaw ready.