Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 02, 2023

Your “contacts” conveyed false information.

When she met him at the bar, she thought he was rich.

That store really needs some better lighting.

They had a no return policy too.

At home, you see them in a different light.

Lack of quality control.

When he said brewtiful he was referring to the tap beer.

I think he can hear you.

Should have got the mannequin instead.

That is pretty much what most men I know say about their wives.