Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 09, 2023

He’s on the sex offender website for statutory “reap”.

It is reaping time already!

I hope he isn’t picking one out for me. I’m planning on leaving with someone with white wings and a halo.

Down by the sea, that card rack reads Grim Tidings.

“I’m dead set on seeing you soon.”

Read it and reap.

“See you in Samarra!”

https://www.k-state.Edu/english/baker/english320/Maugham-AS.htm

I guess that’s why my Psychic called and told me that I wouldn’t be able to make next week’s appointment.

There’s an entire section for All Souls’ Day.

The one should say “I have bad news”.

Well wishing ain’t his Hallmark eh.

Now I want to send those cards.