Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 11, 2024

Send him to the "Ball"kans.

Throw a knuckleball to the knucklehead.

They all look like stand up guys

So … was that a sinker or a stinker?

For his revenge, he’ll hit a stand-up double.

Better over his head than under his feet.

The pitching rubber is turned the wrong way.

I’ve seen better curves on a road.

Now on the mound Jerry Seinfeld.

And mine.

so that is what they talk about, on the mound…should put his glove over his mouth.

So he’s dealing with a mental midget?