Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for December 10, 2023

Too many choices! I guess that’s why a lot of burger places want you to order with the app. Keeps the line from slowing down.

Can I or can’t I just get a plain regular hamburger and plain regular fries?

Just like when the coffee shops offered too many choices. Many customers wanted just a good old fashioned cup of coffee!

Went to Five Guys the other day, 3 sizes of fries and I ordered regular. He asked if I wanted regular regular or cajun regular, LOL!

If a Big Mac deal is $15 I hate to think what those cost.

They forgot to color Irv’s hair today

The place here with yucca fries, from yucca root, didn’t last. Just another tuber.

Do you want onion rings with your time machine?

Oh for the days, long gone, for a cheeseburger basket and a vanilla malt (or milk shake)!

Actually, a fresh plain burger IS a new flavor experience to many people. (I’d still bring my own freshly ground black pepper.)

Poor Irv and the rest of the population who want simply a plain ol’ hamburger and fries! How hard can that be — Grrrrr