Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for May 26, 2024

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    HarryLime  6 months ago

    The world can be a chaotic and scary place … but it’s the best we have!

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    She needs to switch to decaf and cut out the sugar.

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    Anger and rage are over. Please ignore any conspiracies behind the microphone.

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    Macushlalondra  6 months ago

    Resisting the urge to say something political…

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    donut reply  6 months ago

    Just sleep on it.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    If you can save the world after 11 p.m., you’re welcome to it.

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    Paul D Premium Member 6 months ago

    You know, I have never really liked her.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    And all that worrying fixed which of those?

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 6 months ago

    I sleep just fine, but the ‘worry bots’ hit me when I wake up.

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    paullp Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminds me of Lucy and Linus in an old Peanuts strip. As I recall, Lucy was going on about how Linus was oblivious to all the problems in the world. Linus gives her one of his “distressed face” expressions, and Lucy walks away in disgust.

    Linus (shouting after her): “Well, you wouldn’t want me to overdo it the first day, would you?”

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    aussie399 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I could not live with her without committing justifiable homicide

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