Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 22, 2008

There’s a hungry mountain lion in my bathroom.

I can helping! What is passwords and full bank’s account number of you, please?

No no, Ninette!

My house is on fire. I’m on fire too.

I can helping! Where keep it you costly jewels and spheres of gold coinage, please?

I think I have General Tso’s Chicken virus. Good-bye cruel world.

I can helping! Do you have it beneficiary for life insurance policy of you, please?

How kind of you to point out that I need saving.