Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 09, 2008

Winkle winkle little star…

He was planning on sitting on the copy machine.

What’s the difference between a winkle and a winkie?

That could hurt.

Are his pants winkled?

I don’t need to comment because my soul-sister already said it.

*margueritem says: He was planning on sitting on the copy machine.*

prettyfeet: the difference is size. Winkies are very small.

What was that nursery rhyme? Wee Willie Winkle? The FAX machine, not the copy machine? Where were you going to send it? ejcapulet says: “That could hurt.” Amen, brother. @Olivefoote: Great avatar!

So then…why else would you be naked?

He’s faxing it to Irving… Since Cathy doesn’t have a nose, my guess is that Irving doesn’t have a winkle. Or even a winkie. Poor winkleless Irving.

plight says:

I don’t need to comment because my soul-sister already said it.

*margueritem says: He was planning on sitting on the copy machine.*

Coming from you Plight, that’s quite a compliment. Thank you.

Just because I AM wearing pants, it means I’m AM planning to put my winkle in the fax machine. I just don’t have a cover letter. Or the number to fax to…

I suppose you could try 1800 F-R-O-G-A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E and see what happens.

The common periwinkle, or the winkle, Littorina littorea, is a small edible species of gilled sea snail with an operculum, a marine gastropod mollusc in the family Littorinidae….

Hmmm, was this a precursor to the now defunct F.A.X.?