Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 10, 2008

That’s a new take on an old saw, I like it.

Can that excuse be used for other than obesity? Not that I need an excuse, you understand.

Oak Knoll Naval Hospital?

Oak Knoll Naval Hospital, a former hospital, Oak Knoll Productions, a record label, Oak Knoll School of the Holy Child, a private school in New Jersey, Oak Knoll Winery, in Hillsboro, Oregon

I don’t know when I was conceived. I was born on a Saturday afternoon, thus requiring my father to leave a cricket match in which he was playing. I suspect my adverse effect on the noble sport continues to this day.

Perhaps conceived while in line at the drive up window of a fast food joint.

plight says: “I was born on a Saturday afternoon, thus requiring my father to leave a cricket match in which he was playing.” From what little I know of Cricket, he could’ve taken your mom to the hospital, helped her through labor, and had you christened and still made it back in time to continue play.

Question: If the Dread Pirate Roberts was so inconceivable, how was he born? …maybe that word does not mean what I think it means…

DF: You forget that Dread Pirates Roberts aren't born, they're made.

I think you’d make an excellent Dread Pirate Roberts!

Is that what made your brown eyes blue?