Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 09, 2009

Running around naked outside of the nudist colony is not a good plan.

Actually public indecency is a written law. It’s an unwritten rule that ugly people run around naked.

My worst day has never landed me in an orange jumpsuit and I’ve had some lu-lus!!! How can his days be worse than mine unless they’re self-imposed?

How about for possessing and smoking a plant that grows wildly and commonly throughout the world, that lawmakers declare is a dangerous drug, even though no one in thousands of years since it’s discovery has ever died of an overdose from it. That’ll get ya locked up for a long time! (in the U.S. anyway…land of the free, eh….pursuit of happiness, anyone?)

It’s funny because it’s true! Try living in Brighton, MI where they just made it a misdemeanor to be annoying!

Hmmm. Free clothes, free food, no mortgage, no taxes, no wonder prisons are overcrowded nowadays.

Very good point Burgundy2.

Ma always said: “Don’t do anything that could land you in jail.”

Ma never played Monopoly.

Dad on the other hand was a cop.

With anyone who violates the law, there can be repercussions. The same is true for me, for you, and for everyone. There are no exceptions.

Why some laws are there in the first place - that’s another story. There have been abundant examples in which the government can’t even follow their own laws they write.

I used to live in Brighton, MI until they got so annoying that I had to leave.

He makes plenty if sense, you just have to understand it.

Teresa, See you in the slammer.

Plenty of decent people in jail. The really horrible ones go into politics.