Don’t hurt yourselves looking for a hidden meaning. Sometimes a flamingo patty is just that… a patty made from a flamingo. You are now free to wonder what the guy from “Love Is” is doing with an exotic-bird burger.
“Exotic bird burger”? Then a cow patty is made from …?
Besides, Teresa, of all the cartoons you could make fun of, “Love Is…” has to be the easiest target this side of “Family Circus”. It’s like making fun of the retarded.
Here’s a suggestion: Go next next door to the Fuscos. http://www.gocomics.com/thefuscobrothers/2009/01/27 Whenever Rölf Fusco says “check”, insert the words “flamingo patty”.
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(It’s so nice having Mr. Duffy as a neighbor, even though he rarely has a cup of sugar for me to borrow when I come knocking).
Ah, Flamingo Patty. I remember her well. And her younger sister, Peppermint. Such a sweet girl. I always wondered what happened to her. To see her brandished about so, what a pity.
Ah, Flamingo Patty. I remember her well. And her younger sister, Peppermint. Such a sweet girl. I always wondered what happened to her. To see her brandished about so, what a pity.
And don’t forget their sister, Cow Patti. She even had a song written about her.
Song Lyrics:
From the badlands came the killer, he lived by his knife and the gun.
He’d cut you just for standing, and shoot you if you tried to run.
He was as big as a tree, and did what he pleased, and everything he did was bad.
They said if you was to kill him, it’d only make him mad.
From the goodlands came the cowgirl, Patti was her name.
She was hot on the trail of that killer on a moped she called Flame.
Cause the killer had killed her daddy just for spittin’ in the road,
And you only had to kill her daddy once to get that girl p.o.’d.
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
The killer hit town at daybreak, ate the door off the local saloon.
He started to drinkin’ and you could tell he was thinkin’
There’d be a showdown soon.
Patti hit town in a cloud of dust, old Flame was buzzin’ like a saw.
And the whole town got quiet as a church when the killer stepped out for the draw.
Forty shots rang out. Forty people fell.
Patti and the killer missed each other but they shot the town to hell!
The killer took a step toward Patti, said, “It’s time I gunned you down”!
But he slipped in something that was laying in the street
And was shot before he hit the ground.
Yes, the killer slipped and it cost him his life
And Patti said as she raced out of town:
“You got to watch your step, when you know the chips are down.”
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
It doesn’t get much weirder than this!
boozoothatswho over 15 years ago
That was a great comedian named Franklin Ajaye,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oki8zLYkilQ
Hw qas talking about how Mickie and Minnie were getting all hot and bothered, and that MF didn’t draw…
He also did a take on Japan and the need for monster insurance.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 15 years ago
Don’t hurt yourselves looking for a hidden meaning. Sometimes a flamingo patty is just that… a patty made from a flamingo. You are now free to wonder what the guy from “Love Is” is doing with an exotic-bird burger.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
“Exotic bird burger”? Then a cow patty is made from …?
Besides, Teresa, of all the cartoons you could make fun of, “Love Is…” has to be the easiest target this side of “Family Circus”. It’s like making fun of the retarded.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 15 years ago
Here’s a suggestion: Go next next door to the Fuscos. http://www.gocomics.com/thefuscobrothers/2009/01/27 Whenever Rölf Fusco says “check”, insert the words “flamingo patty”. — (It’s so nice having Mr. Duffy as a neighbor, even though he rarely has a cup of sugar for me to borrow when I come knocking).
plight over 15 years ago
You know, until today I’d never read Fusco Brothers or had a flamingo patty. I’d say it’s been one hell of a Tuesday.
judyparka over 15 years ago
I think I’ll go next door and ask Mr. Duffy for some groceries too.
sandboil over 15 years ago
Do flamingo buns come with sesame seeds on top?
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Just one question: Do you serve Root Beer or Cream Soda with flamingo?
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
As Bob Zany might say, “Flamingo, it’s the other pink meat”.
margueritem over 15 years ago
pschearer says: “Love Is…” has to be the easiest target this side of “Family Circus”. It’s like making fun of the retarded.
No, making fun of ‘Dick Tracy’ is making fun of the retarded.
margueritem over 15 years ago
DigitalFrog says:
Just one question: Do you serve Root Beer or Cream Soda with flamingo?
A nice chianti…
ransomknotts over 15 years ago
Pretty patty.
J.C.Duffy Premium Member over 15 years ago
Hi, Neighbor, I don’t know why, but people have been borrowing things all day and now I’m out of emu. Do you have extra?
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
J.C.Duffy says: Hi, Neighbor, I don’t know why, but people have been borrowing things all day and now I’m out of emu. Do you have extra?
You might try Ostrich as a substitute. It’s not as tender, but it is cheaper and easier to find.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
Ah, Flamingo Patty. I remember her well. And her younger sister, Peppermint. Such a sweet girl. I always wondered what happened to her. To see her brandished about so, what a pity.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Dypak says:
Ah, Flamingo Patty. I remember her well. And her younger sister, Peppermint. Such a sweet girl. I always wondered what happened to her. To see her brandished about so, what a pity.
And don’t forget their sister, Cow Patti. She even had a song written about her.
Song Lyrics: From the badlands came the killer, he lived by his knife and the gun. He’d cut you just for standing, and shoot you if you tried to run. He was as big as a tree, and did what he pleased, and everything he did was bad. They said if you was to kill him, it’d only make him mad.
From the goodlands came the cowgirl, Patti was her name. She was hot on the trail of that killer on a moped she called Flame. Cause the killer had killed her daddy just for spittin’ in the road, And you only had to kill her daddy once to get that girl p.o.’d.
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti! Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti! She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy! Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
The killer hit town at daybreak, ate the door off the local saloon. He started to drinkin’ and you could tell he was thinkin’ There’d be a showdown soon. Patti hit town in a cloud of dust, old Flame was buzzin’ like a saw. And the whole town got quiet as a church when the killer stepped out for the draw.
Forty shots rang out. Forty people fell. Patti and the killer missed each other but they shot the town to hell! The killer took a step toward Patti, said, “It’s time I gunned you down”! But he slipped in something that was laying in the street And was shot before he hit the ground. Yes, the killer slipped and it cost him his life And Patti said as she raced out of town: “You got to watch your step, when you know the chips are down.”
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti! Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti! She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy! Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
BlueRaven over 15 years ago
If you can’t dazzle them with brains, baffle them with glowing pink meat. (I refer to the homunculus, not Teresa, in case it’s not clear)
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
BlueRaven says: (I refer to the homunculus, not Teresa, in case it’s not clear)
Homunculus? I thought he was just another instance of UNIX…
lnyhb over 15 years ago
Flamingo patty - HA HA! Sounds like something from a Jimmy Buffett song.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
They have flamingo patties at Jimmy’s Buffet? Right next to the salad & shrimp bar I bet…
Keith Messamer over 15 years ago
Is that properly cooked?
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
This is downright scary.