Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 28, 2009

Okay! –I wouldn’t want to take a chill in my Milk Duds!

Yes, Billy. Please put that silly little thing away.

For the love of Mike, you’re scaring the chickens, Billy!

I want one o’ them there condi-ment guns. (And a horse head pillow, too.)

He should have gone to Burger King for the Big Whopper or to MacDonalds for the Big Mac. I have always liked it when my wife has sounded tantalized by an O Henry. My name isn’t Henry, but I feel happy to oblige.

Please don’t involve chocolate in this!

I just checked out Teresa’s blog. I want a condiment gun and horsehead pillow too!!!

@ejcapulet: Are you familiar with the band Sexual Chocolate from “Coming to America”?

Love the condiment gun. The horse head, not so much. The condiment gun would be a fitting companion to the spudgun:

http://www.spudtech.com/detail.asp?id=30

Well….it might be silly to HER, but I’m sure Billy doesn’t think it’s so “silly”.

I’ll show you my Milk Duds, if you show me your Hershey Kisses.

Whatever you do, don’t touch it to that pole, on a cold day like this.