Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 11, 2009

But I’ve always heard that mermaid tastes just like tuna.

Chicken of the– No; I can’t say it….

Lefty, ha. You mean, Ethel Merman. Ethyl Acetate Merman is highly flammable.

Human tastes like pork (that’s why cannibals nicknamed us “long pig”); I suppose mermaid would be a tad saltier.

Let’s find out.

Paging Dr. Freud. Continued….

BTW if you really want mermaid chunks sir, I suggest you head seaward.

yewwww… ever since the gen-x kids coined it… all I can think of is, “blow chunks”… although it does make sense in today’s frogland….

Well, it started out pretty bad and went downhill at terminal velocity.

bats eyelids very veganly

I like my mermaids coated with olive oil.

Yah, Doc, I hear that. Oxygen tanks only last so long.

Oopsie. Yesterday I made what I considered a mildly salacious remark late in the evening, somebody gave a humorous reply that made it clear he knew what I meant, but called me “sir”, and I said “Thank you, ‘ma’am’!” Now I see that the other person’s reply has been deleted. So did the poster delete it or did GoComics? If the poster deleted it ‘cause he thought it went a little too far–okay, your call. If the poster deleted it ‘cause he thought I was offended by the “sir”: not at all, sir. If GoComics deleted it…well, if somebody else got in trouble for it, I should get in trouble for it too, so I’m deleting it now.

4deerinmyyard said…… huh ???

4deerinmyyard said…. in the frogisphere we need da details… da dirty details…

I took a big bite of Teresa’s nun bun after I took her survey. What do I need to do for another bite?

did it… if I knew I was playing with a SURVEYMONKEY…I would have put on gloves ….