Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 26, 2009

All you foot fetishists, you’ve been warned.

Whoa, Marguerite. That’s a two-word doozie! Bet you can’t say FOOT FETISHISTS ten times in a row. I can’t even say it once without messing up!

And if you have a headache? Backache? Tummyache? Other aches and pains? –Where are your social graces?

I’m even self conscious when I have to tie my shoes. Even in private.

Nice nightie, Teresa.

Speaking for myself, i enjoy putting women feet in my mouth and massaging the foot with my tongue.

Loved the QUIT STEALING OUR LETTERS on your blog.

I enjoy watching women massage any of their body parts, especially with gusto- so have at it!

er um, so where does one procure some of that ” gusto “? can you get it online w/PayPal?

Great minds think alike, fredbuhl. And so do ours.

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Lydia The Tattooed Lady. She has eyes that folks adore so, and a torso even more so. Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia. Oh Lydia The Queen of Tattoo. On her back is The Battle of Waterloo. Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too. And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue. You can learn a lot from Lydia!

And when my butt itches…

Today’s Urban Male thinks he can scratch anything on the bus

It’s funny actually because I have a similar thing. I have these shoes where the insoles somehow keep being dragged out of the shoe behind my heel, so every now nad then, usually in public transportation I have to take my shoe off and fix the insole problem. Just thought I’d share that with ya’ll.

Off topic Theresa, what happened to the blog comments? I like halupkis, too.

It’s amazing how some comics can really bring out the wierdos.

Theresa puts her whole sole into these comics…

I don’t do much autopodiatric manipulation, but I do believe in interdigitation with either sex; but not both simultaneously..

Harrison, that was WAY TMI.

…too…much…information…

@ 3hourtour:

With a good 18 year old single malt, why would anyone care?