Well, I myself am partial to booby traps (I have the hands for them), whip chains (they make my presence known) and bare hands (Oh what I can do with these digits).
A belated “Happy Anniversary” from me, too. I didn’t know when FA got started, but I certainly know now.
The hitkid on your blog really did me in. Who needs meteor hammers or throwing stars when you have tears?
Main Entry: de·fen·es·tra·tion
Pronunciation: (ˌ)dē-ˌfe-nə-ˈstrā-shən\
Function: noun
Etymology: de- + Latin fenestra window
Date: 1620
1 : a throwing of a person or thing out of a window
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Very limited, indeed. A pea shooter, perhaps?
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Spuds MacKenzie has your number, kiddo! –Although swords, crossbows, and spears are not on your “I Don’t Do…” list….
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Well, I myself am partial to booby traps (I have the hands for them), whip chains (they make my presence known) and bare hands (Oh what I can do with these digits).
judyparka almost 15 years ago
How about slingshots and peashooters?
zero almost 15 years ago
Oh everybody knows women make the best assassins. Mainly because they have the best a–es.*
*I self censor because I care - mostly
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
How about stinkbombs? The gift that keeps on giving.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Like every good female assassin, she has a razor tongue.
Lefty2 almost 15 years ago
So did Teresa get married and I’m just now noticing the name change… . if so… congratulations!!
Wildcard24365 almost 15 years ago
She didn’t mention the old “safe out the 5th story window.” I’d avoid tall buildings, from now on.
coltish1 almost 15 years ago
“Meteor hammers”?
And Teresa deserves our congratulations whether she tied the knot or not! Such a clever thing …
coltish1 almost 15 years ago
Oh, and Happy Anniversary, Teresa, to “Applause” and “Blog.” They both fill me with delight every day.
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
At least she still has her feet
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
A belated “Happy Anniversary” from me, too. I didn’t know when FA got started, but I certainly know now. The hitkid on your blog really did me in. Who needs meteor hammers or throwing stars when you have tears?
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Speaking of the blog, where’s the okra car?
ottod Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Teresa, are you saying you didn’t get my card and the flowers. Heads will roll at FTD!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
T., Happy Uneventful 3rd Anniversary….
Oxnate almost 15 years ago
“Lefty2 said, about 6 hours ago
So did Teresa get married and I’m just now noticing the name change… . if so… congratulations!!”
I’m not sure if she got married or not. My guess is that she changed her name because Dowl…
because Dowla…
because her old name was just too hard to spell.
Maybe just to avoid crazy stalkers too.
Anyway, congrats on 3rd Anniversary!!!
CoBass almost 15 years ago
Biologicals, perhaps? Anthrax, anyone?
itchybacon almost 15 years ago
I am soooo IN LOVE!!! with Teresa.
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) almost 15 years ago
Main Entry: de·fen·es·tra·tion Pronunciation: (ˌ)dē-ˌfe-nə-ˈstrā-shən\ Function: noun Etymology: de- + Latin fenestra window Date: 1620 1 : a throwing of a person or thing out of a window
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) almost 15 years ago
Hi, Teresa!!!
weeksfive almost 15 years ago
What about the EVIL EYE?
jankanna almost 15 years ago
I love this comic strip. I read it every day.
whaletail almost 15 years ago
Strangulation with a jump rope.
sandboil almost 15 years ago
Three years, three @–>–>— @–>–>—@–>–>— roses for Teresa!
Bill Hinds creator almost 15 years ago
Happy three! I can’t wait for the Frog Applause movie.