@coltish1: More likely Ethelred the Unready, the last Anglo-Saxon king. Died childless, Harold of Wessex assumed the crown and the rest is history.
Ethelred is reported to have spent wedding night with wife and mother-in-law. Those English! Was she there to protect her daughter, to help Ethelred or a Royal Menage a Trois?
eh, Teresa?
So, nighthawks, all my years of worshiping Baphomet have been but a waste of time? I have knelt at the altar of a false god? Then to whom shall I turn for evil?
(I’ve been out of touch - lost power (AND water) for over two days in No. California. Trying to catch up on the three days of comics I’ve missed is no easy task, let alone email, etc. I had hoped, unwisely as it turns out, that Baphomet would help me through this…)
margueritem over 14 years ago
I’d say you’ve been sniffing the monkshood, again…
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Strange poem with which to sooth a prince, forsooth!
MorganZ over 14 years ago
Speaking of “ballless”, is this how Abelard & Heloise got started ?
vlechtja over 14 years ago
Well the majesty does seem to have a shell.
luezer over 14 years ago
If my name is Doug and I’m not here, does that mean you are all Douglas?
whaletail over 14 years ago
He has a shell in this hand. He has frills on his cover, and they are standing in front of a wall. The question is: Does he have king-size balls?
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
I have no clue. I am clueless. I can work with that.
whaletail over 14 years ago
callless, fallless, gallless, hallless, mallless… Are there others?
grapfhics over 14 years ago
Balls, said the Queen, if I had them I’d be King Balls said the gay Prince, I have them and can still be Queen
zero over 14 years ago
I demand equal time for bats & raquets.
@grapfhics huge LOL - though I’m sure that’s been around - I never saw that version - Oscar Wilde?;-P
detour_jones over 14 years ago
i give this comix three hockey sticks… LLL…
plight over 14 years ago
I think his wall’s made of sticky notes, so maybe it doesn’t count.
drbob456 over 14 years ago
On this one I’m cluelesss.
coltish1 over 14 years ago
That does look like King Stephen, who may not have been ballless, but did an awfully good impression of clueless.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
@jukeofurl: No, I added it to the first line about 25+ years ago. Don’t remember what prompted it, guess it was an attempt at “witty repartee”.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
@coltish1: More likely Ethelred the Unready, the last Anglo-Saxon king. Died childless, Harold of Wessex assumed the crown and the rest is history. Ethelred is reported to have spent wedding night with wife and mother-in-law. Those English! Was she there to protect her daughter, to help Ethelred or a Royal Menage a Trois? eh, Teresa?
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Perhaps His Majesty is inbred, so he’s also brainless, or maybe he’s got “clue balls” or actually “clueless balls”?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
you make no sense, teresa your are senseless
Thomas R. Williams over 14 years ago
At least A, A, Milne’s King John acquired one ball: http://tinyurl.com/yfysyoo
sandboil over 14 years ago
That’s a seashell in his royal hand.
Hey, it’s Fishnet Friday. TGIFF !!!
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
All I can say is that I’m getting a sore spot where I’ve been scratching my head.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
So, nighthawks, all my years of worshiping Baphomet have been but a waste of time? I have knelt at the altar of a false god? Then to whom shall I turn for evil? (I’ve been out of touch - lost power (AND water) for over two days in No. California. Trying to catch up on the three days of comics I’ve missed is no easy task, let alone email, etc. I had hoped, unwisely as it turns out, that Baphomet would help me through this…)
craigwestlake over 14 years ago
…and the servant shall soon be Headless…
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
There is no spoon, either.
thinkbinky over 14 years ago
You have nada.