Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 24, 2010

Or, just Teresa. ((Hheyy, YYellow-suitt Gguy, hhave youu ggott the ssshakes?))

(sadly disposes of unused emoticons)

If it’s time, it’s time.They weren’t of much use any way…

(splash, splash)

looks like a rim shot

if Mrs Filbert makes cakes with mayonnaise, what can we expect from the Walnettos?

But…..What if I’m here……BUT I’M NOT REALLY HERE…OMG..OMG!!…..ok now where’s the neck rope, the K.Y. and a Thai hooker?

Nipple clamps?

This must be where the sun don’t shine.

Don’t forget chastity belts.

yikes… seems I have numerous items from the list to dispose of….

Looks like that just about covers everything of importance!

Assuming the carnations are wilted…

Teresa, is that you or a doppelgaenger in the pretty dress?

OM: My mom never made ME a dress like that - I guess I should be thankful…

My Mom made me a cowboy suit – does that count?

WHY DO YOU WANT MY CLINICALLY UNDIAGNOSED PARANOIA??? WHY????

You forgot those @%&##! math story problems of my youth… . I’ve been scarred for life, if not longer.

Nipple Clamps!! :))

OM: After me, in an excess of fertilization, there were a total of four sisters and two brothers - close watch was kept upon me to make certain none died unexpectedly in possibly suspicious circumstances. I have often had cause to regret the close watch when we all attained adulthood - they were not nearly as wonderful as I. And, the truly sad thing - possibly, without so many others competing, I might have gotten my pretty dress…

Are those from the new My Little Ponies collection?

This is an armistice, right?

This FA panel now under discussion at http://comicsidontunderstand.com/wordpress/2010/02/04/insert-an-explanation