Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 11, 2010

Any rich husband of yours who had a mullet deserved his fate, pretty-in-blue Black Widow….

That wood chipper in Fargo, no doubt.

Pretty in blue is right!!

She married someone who would have anything to do with a mullet??? She deserves what she gets!

You’d be surprised at how many mullet related accidents there really are….quite a lot actually…. now where did I put those stats? Never mind the cat ate them.

“Pretty in blue” is a great housekeeper. Every time she loses a husband, she keeps the house.

Rich and wearing a mullet, could have been a hockey player.

There’s something fishy with her tale, but she has got me hooked……….

Funny, I always look forward to a new day, now I see what I’m missing. ☼

uh oh,— and she always said she LIKED my mullet! I think I will take this not-so-subtle hint and get my standard hollywood burr. Mullets DO have nasty habit of getting caught in revolving doors and escalators

You’re all assuming it’s the hair style and not the fish. Maybe he wandered into the wrong circle at the Flora Bama a few weeks ago.

http://tinyurl.com/2h6dv

Love it!!!

Precisely why I don’t try to get rich.

WHAT IS A MULLET? A mullet is one of the more popular and plentiful fish indigenous to this area. It is the only fish with a gizzard and is said to possess mystical properties. (Teresa you should be all over this)

WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS? A Mullet Toss consists of individuals on the beach throwing a mullet, from a 10-foot circle in Alabama across the state line into Florida….This year’s event will feature local celebrities tossing out a few fish.

I’d like to change “YES, NO” to “YES, YES” and “NO, YES” to “NO, NO”… if that’s okay with everyone.

Must have been a hairy situation.

there’s no youtube that I found and the song is great

http://www.lorenzhart.org/alivesng.htm