Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 12, 2010

… ouch.

A most painful condition……

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

When did you get a microwave, my prince? And, even better, where did you get a taste for corndogs?! Shudder!

Sisyphos, I’ve never tried a corn dog. Just the thought of them makes me feel queasy, kind of like a fried Twinkie.

Testosterone, I’ve heard leads to early loss of hair…emmm?

This is one of those “if you think it’s naughty it’s because you’re the one with a dirty mind” FAs isn’t it?

The corn dogs freashly made at the Fair or somewhere are much more x than frozen ones.

My corn dog usually explodes if it gets over-handled…..

Judging from the blog and the last few strips, Teresa is in a “frisky:” mood of late.

Good joh on the sexual abuse information, Ms T!

Corn dogs are the best! We call them pogos ‘round here…

Who knew, Skipper, that mutual admiration societies could produce casualties (it might also be a disadmiration society - some days around here the obtuseness index is off the chart)

well, you have your left knee, they you have your right knee, and then you have your wee-nee!

I use the blog sometimes to thaw my frozen weenie.

A frozen weenie? Is that what sunk the Bismarck?

Try a warm bath and tweezers!

Thanks again for your bravery, T., and I love the new nurse picture, looks more like you.

Congrats, 3hourtour! I do need to look up the derogatory meaning of tea bagger. It’s one I’m not familiar with.

wow…thats it….just wow

If I’m old enough that “te@-b@gging” would be interpreted as not using loose leaves, should I still be offended?

ottod, google it.

marg,

I’m aware of the ‘modern’ meaning, but I can’t imagine actually having occasion to use that phrase with that meaning, so I have to work at being amused, much less offended, by it’s use in places like this. I still think it’s a wonderful phrase to describe the the tea peers.

That gull photo was obviously edited.