Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 26, 2010

What fine reading for a summer’s night.

Yay, Godzilla’s in the blog again!

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/08/anatomy-lesson.html

This is probably a scan from a Japanese children’s magazine. I used to get ‘em at Japan Center in San Francisco all the time when I was a kid.

Not everything in the blog is happy and wonderful, however. Witness the Juggalo incursion:

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/08/typical-gocomics-readers_25.html

http://tinyurl.com/hipfist

Fascinating! I, too, often pass the time reading the Hippocratic Corpus.

If you need a dictionary to understand this-here is a tip. Did you know that if you open a pdf file and right click on any word, the contextual menu that appears will give you a link to look up its meaning? True story.

“A fistful of dollars, for a few dollars more.”

What great reading material! Makes ithis affliction sound really wonderful

Just another reality which is never dealt with in most Western movies!

uhm… my mind was just blown by solid potato salad.

Samuel Pepys’ wife had a fistula. Very dangerous, especially at that time.

Sam himself suffered from bladder stones and underwent an operation to remove a large one.

spammerflaggen!

shytimes (per yesterday), the beauty , not only physical, of Teresa is her subtlety ……in her thin disguise as rotifer thalwag she answered both your question and mine as to my transgression that has inspired her wrath……I had forgotten that when she changed her last name on the strip last year or so, I , trying to be a smart aleck, claimed to be her new hubby and some people even believed it. that must have stuck in her lovely crawl but she , believing that revenge is a dish best served cold, waited until a couple days ago to call me a little dicked midget. the REAL mister Burris, if such a dude exists (who knows with Teresa) is the guy to be envied.

There , I said it ; deal with it.

ps I just love to use semicolons!

rectum heck, dam near killed him

@nighthawks - I have no idea where you came up with the notion that I am Teresa in disguise (but thanks for saying I am thin - I ♥love♥ you too, sweetie).

Does anyone know anything that might have given him that crazy idea? Anything? Anything at all?

Only in West Hollywood can you get away with Fistulae!

nighthawks who? Never heard of him. (Although I’ve heard of people who claim he IS a LDM - just saying…)

And, as always, I’m on your side, Teresa (that’s where the money is, right?).

Here’s another odd bench

http://www.newyorkshitty.com/new-york-city/?p=42787

Big Dave? Not Big Dave! Whoa now. So you trot out Vlad when you just want to scare people (P.S. – it works), but when you really want them to know you’re serious you threaten to lawyer up? Everybody needs to step back, take a deep breath, and let me explain.

1st of all, I have never used the phrase and therefore NEVER SAID that anybody was a “little dicked midget” (for a midget, that dude’s Johnson may be relatively huge (I claim no expertise in midget anatomy standards)). I would never use that kind of language (around Ushindi).

2nd of all, it wasn’t me who posted the picture of that little dicked midget in the first place (this assumes, of course, that I am indeed me and I am not someone who is not me, and that I didn’t just move my patch from one eye to the other to affect a clever disguise (ala Clark Kent’s completely foolproof eyeglasses ruse)).

3rd of all, if I were to pretend to be a famous person of the feminine gland, that person would be someone like a Phyllis Schafly, or a Sarah Palin, or an Anita Bryant, or a Lindsay Lohan, or another decent, tolerant, intelligent, articulate, well-adjusted human being with good grooming habits, not some damned (spits on the ground) CARTOONIST! (especially not a backwoodsy rednecky trashy one)

4th of all, if I were to pose as the doppelganger of some (spits on the ground) cartoonist, it would be a GOOD cartoonist; a FUNNY cartoonist; an INTERESTING cartoonist (I know I’m going to laugh so hard I have to put on a hernia belt before I read Garfield every morning (how DOES he keep that lasagna gag so fresh?!)).

5th of all …… I think this may be a good time for another poll. I don’t have time now, but I’ll think about creating a new one when I’m finished working on tomorrow’s strip …. er, I mean, posting a couple of items on the blog …. er, I mean, attending a fundraiser for a Republican congressional candidate … er, I mean, LOOK! There’s Elvis!

Elvis is dead, Rotifer.

Say, is Teresa REALLY a backwoodsy rednecky trashy one… cartoonist, I mean? If that’s the case, then I am truly smitten.

I got dibs on the “Lazy, worthless layabout” job!

exorcist preacher’s brother

Can I be Gadfly? If that position is already taken, I will be content to serve as assistant Bandersnatch, not having (at this time) either the leisure or the training to qualify as Bandersnatch-in-chief.

Purely as a point of interest, is there a reason that woods seem only to have backs but not fronts?

Is it possible to have a fistula of the semicolon?

Bowtender.

I’ll tend to the bows. I will only need the one job because my hands will be full.

Hey, it feels pretty good in this new avatar! Thanks Grace!

Dsluter: Not till Saturday!

Hah! I’m from Oklahoma!

Was Wikisource on fistulae written by Vlad?

sasquatch caretaker beer tester, if vlad hasn’t taken that yet vlad is not sasquatch

am also willing to walk the pet nessie

Official Keeper o’ the Whipping Boy Whip Love Tester (The One Who Test Feels the Love Before Teresa is Allowed to Feel It)

Official Inflatable Goat tender Ursula Martinez’ Wardrobe Mistress