Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 27, 2010

As are their cousins, the pigeons.

See this is just more of that anti-Satan propaganda. Satan and his minions do, in fact, have a code of conduct and ethical standards. It’s not like they’re neo-cons, for crying out loud.

Vlad’s brother, Ivan, got a job at ‘Bound and Gagged’.

I wish to apply for the positions of Frog Applause Hit Man and Black Magic Consultant.

From yesterday:

Official Inflatable Goat tender

Ursula Martinez’ Wardrobe Mistress

I gotta go with the Missus; those squirrels are not to be trusted. The Rodent Revolution is upon us!

And–

If it’s not too late, Teresa, I’m applying for 1. cranky curmudgeon and 2. grammar police officer.

Also–

Location of UClick on the Big Map of the ‘net: lower left quadrant. Quarter that again, and it’s in the upper left new quadrant.

I’m holding out for a management position.

And a company car.

rabbit

Okay, Ms. M, what part of that wardrobe were you in charge of again?

Gymnasiarch (you get to flog people) (the “for real” kind of flogging, not the electronic kind of flogging that gets administered around here)

Executive Director, Oversized Spork/Small Membered Midget/Misunderstood Squirrel Anti-Defamation League

@Sisyphos - I have an avatar that suits your job description. Let me know if you’d like to borrow it.

May I apply for the job of oxymoron?

too late! I nabbed that sucker.

however, I think you misspelled that. It’s oxymoran. I should know, I read it off a tea party guy’s sign

ok, now I’m REALLY confused! It’s time now to “TELL THE TRUTH”

will the real teresa ……stand up….now (applause)

wow! what a shocker….never expected that!

this is Bud Collyer saying: “don’t YOU forget, to tell the truth!”

Today, if you’re listening to any music with lyrics… replace the word “girl” with “squirrel” - while you’re singing along, of course - it’s childish, but you may get a chuckle out of it.

ANYTHING to erase the horrifying image of our lord and savior, Jesus H. Christ “open for business”. Only $9.95?!

She nailed it! Lost most of my tomatoes last year to the varmits. Did shoot a few. Guess they learned their lesson. Pots loads of maters this year.

If the position of “fishnet mender” is available, I’d like to apply. I was trained by an old (now deceased) Greek fisherman by the name of Bartolomeus who caught sardines by day and danced in drag at a local Ouzo joint by night. He introduced me to many things, most of which could not possibly result in procreation.

I miss him.

Oooooo, Teresa,,, I’m a little late today, but I would like to apply for the position of circumambulator. Walking in circles is my specialty…

shytimes2… will you be keeping copies of Brazilian Sex Comics in your adult toy closet?

peanut world is lost

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don’t know how to insert pics so the link in previous comment.. another great fishnet friday. i look forward to it each week.

grapfhics said, about 6 hours ago

Okay, Ms. M, what part of that wardrobe were you in charge of again?

The little red handkerchief.

Illegal aliens are like squirrels! No code of conduct or ethics. And probably adorable pawns of Satan!

The squirrels might be pawns of Satan, but look! Check out the nuts.

(psst…I found a poster child at “Picture is Unrelated”…)

Wow! I’m honored, T. to be back in uniform! I’ll get a good night’s sleep and be ready for the o-dark thirty check in and briefing. I guarantee the rubber parts down, the shiny parts up and the pointy part forward. You’ll be there before you know it (be sure and tell me where during the briefing, okay?) :oP

I sort of go for the “Pawn Of Satan” - I’ve had extensive practice, praise Jesus…

(And Allahu Akbar, just in case, I mean, who knows?)

Job Posting: I want to test pesticides.

Did I get here too late to claim the coprologist’s job??

So I’ll just keep feeding the squirrels in the backyard.

(Just in case!)

clint eastwood cat’s from http://senorgif.com/2010/05/02/mexican-standoff/ see, i read cruddy websites and remember them - wooo whatta gif(t)

umm….jesus has different body parts than i recollect

i respect squirrels, pigeons, and any other critter than can adapt to humanity - still creeped out by pigeons eating chicken flavored dog food, but i respect them

Thank you for posting “WOMAN’ Teresa. Don’t ask me why I keep watching it.

OK,, it’s officially Saturday (somewhere) - celebrating Grace the Face. Not a night owl, so I’m off to bed and will catch up at some decent hour tomorrow… cheers.

Being a pawn of Satan, I am, of course, a fan of “creepy and disturbing”.

I’ll go watch it some more…

And then download it…

And then…

Creepy and somewhat disturbing…

Well, since no one else seems to have the talent for it, I’ll take the first job on the list. I’m just wondering if I’m allowed to have that job when I already have 2 other jobs.