Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 30, 2011

Hope they spend some on Sammy.

The Old Wolf’s dad was in The Outer Limits, Tom Corbett, and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?

Wow! Consider my mind blown!

I buy HER lottery tickets (my money, her ticket). I’m sure she’ll send me a postcard.

Hope they at least left the toilet seat up.

Dorothy L’Amour! Love the On The Road movies–big star vehicles like the original Ocean’s Eleven, only (most of them were) actually good…

Classic Rotifer – July 17, 2010

”_O_/ said, about 9 hours ago

I would just like to thank you all for getting the world’s greatest troll banned from GoComics. The comments section is now a safer place to read other people’s bland, overly obvious, sometimes long ramblings about themselves.

We’re the TDL* - It’s what we do.

*Teresa Defense League

P.S. After rereading your comment more carefully I may have to ban myself (damn - I wonder how that conversation’s going to go?).”

Don’t forget the taxes are 7 times higher……………

Re changing a tire in today’s FB: those shoes are inappropriate. A girl could twist her ankle.

Coltish1 -

You noticed the shoes???

Teresa’ Till you come back, I hope your keeping your list - http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011/03/list_26.html - And most importantly, don’t forget item 9!

Getting a good dog is winning the lottery.

Of ALL the trolls in the world, both amateur and professional, (there must be millions)to have been awarded the honor of being the greatest of them all is a remarkable achievement. At least the USA , specifically Tulsa, can lay claim to be the home of the world’s greatest. How can we continue this ban and be deprived of the greatest troll in the world and at the same time allow amateur trolls to spew their venom unprofessionally?

I say: FREE JOE!

one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy…….

gracious good afternoon!

Who would win a fight between Chuck Norris and Steven Segal? Neither. They would just bow and walk away.

The coalition had spoken. They had established a no-troll zone. Shot down anyone who mentioned a former blue-collar job. Bombed anyone who attacked anyone else. And his place has been taken over by bland reflections on past TV shows and comic strips. I ask you, are we any better off? It was more fun before. Yes, I got my head handed to me a few times, but it only took about two minutes to get over it. The laughs were worth it. “Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone?” I don’t expect many will agree with me. Well, gotta run now to my job counting cars crossing the causeway. I like it better than yesterday’s job of cleaning the elephant cage.Plus the alliteration helps my mind focus, since that unfortunate incident in Tijuana.

Terersa, haven’t said it in a while, but I adore your work!

Ray C, I must ask you to remember that JD insisted that the Pig-on-Wheels was a fast food stand. That was an insult up with I will not put.

JD was mean to me, sniff…

Marg, insulting the POW is the unforgivable sin, I have to agree. You were right to squeal on him. He deserved a slap in the chops for that ham-handed remark, the swine! Although…”fast food stand”…that is pretty funny. But I’m not laughin’ (giggle), honest (hee hee). Then again…

http://www.pigsonwheels.com/

Oh, hey, I love the pig on wheels, too. I was just ribbing you.

Saw this comment about Teresa over at Pearls Before Swine: http://tinyurl.com/4egbmcd

Sammy should sue!