Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 06, 2012

Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!Those Seven Little Girls must be waving at Fred.

Nice strip…but that megamother cockroach – ay-yi-yi!!!! Carumba!

False teeth are a weapon (?). Hence, aggravated assault. But, girls, which of you has false teeth?

Finest bowl of gagh I have ever seen…

Best law school study group, evar!

But if you bite me, I’ll consider it a proposition.

Gumming him without your false teeth is called “Simple Aggravation!!!”

“Leave it to Beaver.”-HA!!!

Gaijinrabbit, so sorry to hear that—As a result of my most recent (but probably not last) layoff, I finally enrolled in a doctoral program and moved back to where we could be close to my wife’s family, which turned out to be very good things. Not that I had an inkling of that at the time—Won’t easily forget the look of panic on my wife’s face when I told her.

Re: The Russian alphabet on the blog—when my daughter was just learning to talk, she loved Baby Einstein videos, one of which featured a series of alphabets, including Russian. My wife couldn’t figure out why our daughter walked around singing “eh-yu-ya”—then we realized she was singing “Э Ю Я”. Now I wish I had taught all three of our kids at least rudimentary Russian (which is about my level, anyway)…

Batman faces the Nibbler!!

If you have Richard Kiel bite him, he gets severance pay.(He played Jaws in James Bond)

@Gaijinrabbit, since I spend most of my time against the same wall (I just do it over Skype), I’d be interested in chatting with you offline. Do you have a throwaway email address at which I could write you?

Re: GOLDFINCHESOne of those things is not like the others. It’s not the best pictured for identification, but that one on the right appears to be a House Finch.

I would not be adverse to these three semi-naked ladies doing some gentle nibbling.

It must be his uniform or something located within.

That law only applies in Louisiana. Any other state – natural teeth, false teeth, no difference. In Rhode Island, it’s illegal to bite off someone’s leg, and in Vermont it’s illegal for a woman to wear false teeth without their husband’s written ermission (I wonder what single women do). Most of those laws are probably not on the books anymore anyway.

Re: The Blog“Hands With a History” What a beautiful picture!

I was not too thrilled with the mother cockroach either! Yuck!

Is that the flag of the US of A in the background? How interesting!

@Gaijinrabit, Vlad has offered to broker your email address to me if you felt it appropriate.

Love in The Time of Cholera100 Years of SolitudeMemories of My Melancholy Whores

<3 Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Why am I not surprised that Vlad endorsed this?

@Gaijinrabbit Herzlichen Dank!

Another kind of map measuring tool that I acquired decades ago. It has a compass on the other side.

It’s aggravating when those dentures slip…