Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 26, 2012

I have a good reference from the planet Gibber. I can speak fluent Gibberish.

Go and put your glasses on, THIS minute. I refuse to believe you’re that desperate!

d planet of anchovies!

I have some fan mail from a flounder.(Bullwinkle.)

Oh, really, young lady! I said, the planner of Sardinia, a highly respected urban planner, one of the greats in my profession! Your wit is childish.

@Dogsniff: she’s hotDon’t let the others confuse you, she is hot. She is using those glasses, that hairstyle, and that dress to conceal it, but she is hot, just like June Cleaver was.Although I have to admit she would be even hotter if it wasn’t really Conan O’Brien in drag.

She’s hot!My first thought too. She’s got a healthy glow and a can-do attitude, emphasis on gettin’ it done.

Can’t place it … but I know that face.

We’ve checked on your work history, and something’s a little fishy!

First we had the ‘dog whisper’ and now the ‘dogsniffer’.Not meaning to be caty, but are we going to the dogs?

Well…..my dog likes me.

not only is she hot, but she can really pack ’em in

Arch Stanton, very perceptive. Conan in drag was my first thought too.re blog and giant mosquitos, I wonder how many reports of them are really crane flies.

What about the planet of Shrimp?

anchovies speak highly of me…

Planet of Sardines (sarcastically)Will you just can it.(turns around to stifle snerks)(whispers to self: god, I’m funny.)

Mmmm sardines.

Why is everyone assuming “reference” has something to do with “character reference” … she seems to be a teacher … so I’m assuming “reference” refers to “references” quoted in a paper turned in for an assignment. -Right?

But you want references from my last residence, and that’s all I got!

…sounds fishy…

She came from planet Claire! I know she came from there! She drove a Plymouth Satellite, faster than the speed of light!