Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 20, 2012

So you say.

He stooped to conquer.

RE: LADY ELECTRICAnd thus began the latest sequel of Texas Chainsaw Massacre…

Didn’t know there was a law against that.

When I was his age we thought patent leather shoes did the trick.

Hey, it’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Riding the train with my family was just about that good. Imagine if the airlines dared to run an ad like that today!

He has a criminal physiognomy. I’d hang him, and then consider the evidence (in detail, of course) later on….

‘Society is to blame. More specifically, my creator doctor Frankenstein.’

@Linguist

Just saw your post of yesterday to me this morning.Actually, didn’t get into anything kinky with the bacon and bubble wrap, but it was quite a night last night, regardless.1 pound of bacon consumed, and $50 worth of bubble wrap de-bubbled.Alternating bacon, booze, and bubble-busting made for a night to be remembered.

He specializes in up-kilt shots.

@INGSOC

……..dishonest…………but a way of life for politicians.(“It’s all Obama’s fault”).

Re: Blog (Remy Charlip)

Echolalia.Had never seen this word before, but after looking it up, the definition certainly fit the sequences of spy vs. spy vs. spy.Reading the book (probably out of print) would probably finish me off, and am close enough to the edge as is.Then again, this might not be such a bad thing.“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”.-Edgar Allan Poe

You sir, do not bear any resemblance to me at all.

He’s (not?) sticking to his convictions, so to speak.

I must say that not too many people wear skirts anymore.

deviated septum

I was actully posing as a cop and pulling chicks over. And now I want to be President, to further the brilliant economic theories of Shrub W, Bush. You know what Einstein said.

(Soldiers, Spain) Roll another one, just like the other one.

I took a spectacular trainride with my family from Denver to LA, culminating in my sixth birthday at Disneyland. At some point on the train, we entered a tunnel with the outside temp in the 70s and exited in a snowstorm. Later in life, I met the girl of my dreams on an East Coast Amtrak. Trains be the way to go, bro.

Re Blog: The latest advice from nurseries is to plant a tree with the root ball a bit above the surrounding soil level. A moat is built around that to hold water.

@x_tech

Thanks for that bad news, really kind of good news.Have about had it with relative sanity, and it’s time to go over the edge, it seems.Thanks for this tipReally kind of liked following the echolalia.It was fun,but relative sanity, not so much.

Ahh, but that was the point. The whole intent was to sound 19th (if you will) century-ish. But one caveat. Eugenics has unfortunately not gone out of fashion. Quite the contrary.