Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 16, 2012

Aw, poor doggie.

That’s one odd concept-convolver.

You never know when a trick like that may come in handy.

Unless, of course, the book is an SF novel.

I am outraged, yes, OUTRAGED at the vile, sexist, anti-boy remarks by this, this, this person with the big hair! I’m a boy (well, I was, a number of decades ago), and I read, eagerly. Even FA and FB! So there!

Blog: (knot)….What sort of knot is it and what’s it’s purpose?

Words have been my business all my life. They have put bread on my table and been a source of infinite amusement.

Farmer Johnson had a girl,A lovely baby daughter.She named her Oleomargarine,For he hadn’t any but her.

Regarding D.J. Cashier, there were many woman who dressed as men and served. Some followed their husbands and boyfriends, others served for various other reasons. I do not believe any went the route of D.J. after the war though. As an aside, I read a news story of a woman participating as a soldier in a civil war re-enactment that was denied the right to participate by park officials because she was female. Rather ironic I thought.

…and she is what you use for your bread? I, too, am amused.

Oh boy, Fishnet Tuesday! You’d never catch any minnows with a net like that, though. Could be that’s not what she’s trying for.

I think a peach seed is involved, somehow.

RE: Blog – How about … “A flagon of Frog Applause readers.”

Saying that boys are reluctant readers begs the question … “Are girls reluctant readers?” -Well … are they?

when i was a boy, there was nothing reluctant about my reading.

Most people I know, male and female, read newspapers and books (fiction and nonfiction), but I think the younger they are the fewer books they read … and newspapers don’t even make the list for most of them if they are less than twenty years old.

…theyjiggletheyjiggletheyjiggle…: D

In the publishing industry it is generally accepted that if you wish to sell lots of books that are written for “young people” you must cast a young girl as the protagonist (think “The Hunger Games”) … but of course “Harry Potter” sat that on it’s ear!!! … and, it times past, Robert Louis Stevenson’s books were well read and most of his protagonist were boys … so? where does that leave us?

Okay … this is my sixth post … do I elevate FA’s passion rating???

What I meant to type before was … “A cast of Calvin and Hobbs readers.”-and this is my seventh post today!!!! Very passionate !!!!!!!

In my case my dog is the reluctant reader and I am doing the constipated walk.

A Brunski of Frog Applause readers.

An asylum of Frog Applause readers

The comic’s text in the wite box after 18 rounds of the FA translator: If a 2-year health reform means that random variations, structurelsThe before balloon after 18 rounds: Ready for business and the arts can never be for everyone.And the after balloon after 18 rounds: Have a dog stomach is narrow in its market. Okupas.Sounds about right.

It’s obvious you’re not a runner. Runners all (well, most all) know that the Swedish ‘fart’ means ‘speed’ in English. We know that because of the term ‘fartlek’ which means ‘speed play’. ‘Fläkt’ seems to have similar meanings in English to ‘fan’. It can mean ‘enthusiast’, ‘ventilator’, or ‘breeze’. While an American fart might be a fast breeze, it doesn’t look like that would be the correct translation here. I don’t suppose you know what kind of store it was?

A conundrum of Frog Applause fans.

An exhumation of Frog Blog readers.

An oddity of FA readers.

A Swamp of FA afficianados?

A fractiousness of FA freaks.A splosh of FA sponge-cakes.A squawk of FA squabblers ..

RE: SIVAR ARNÉRMy Swedish isn’t the greatest but a literal translation would be: HE – SHE – NO. I’m inclined to give it a broader " He-She- Not ! "Ingen is no in Swedish.

You ever find any spiders in it?(Hair that is) Burt Reynolds-The Longest Yard.

If you speak Swedish, try googling Fart & Flakt.

I like a congeal of Frog Applause readers.Or a music of Frog Applause readers, as defined by the blog post!

All I can find about Han-Hon-Ingen is that it’s a novel. However, one of my buddies in Sweden has suggested “He-She-Nobody” as a good translation for the title.

Uh. Sorry for the typo, it should have read he named her… hope that wasn’t a roadblock.

A desperation of Frog Applause readers.

Seen on the back of a Swedish truck: “Fart til Finland.”

Elevator sign in the Copenhagen train station. You take this elevator to get out at the Revent-Lowsgade exit. Press the “hertil” button (means “call”), and the “i fart” (traveling) light will illuminate letting you know that the elevator is coming.

Be careful where you do this, however. Some nations, e.g. France, have laws against genetically modified verbalisms.

Did anyone else notice the horrible racism in the Map of Eastern US? From Louisiana to Georgia. Nothing but Blacks picking cotton and dancing while sitting on a cotton bale. Yikes.

A pandowdy of clowndiggersA zither of naked midgetsA plectrum of sporksA lame of TeresasA Fusco of Frog Applause readers

A scintillation of FA readers.But what do you have to do to get off Vlad’s fist list? Has anyone tried sending him candy?

I have to correct the “Linguist”- You got “he” and “she” correct, but “Ingen” in the context of the book cover would mean, “no one”. The book title all together is, “He-She-No one”. I don’t know what the book is about, though. Transsexuals, maybe? A bisexual who contemplates giving up both men and women? Swedish Wikipedia doesn’t give details about the book itself, but SIVAR ARNÉR was a huge existentialist.

So I suppose the correct use of the venery noun would be only one word and referring to us as a steaming pile of FA readers would probably be incorrect?

That’s a “wingtip device” on the blog.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingtip_device

Their main purpose is to reduce drag; that increases fuel efficiency.

a cash of bankersan ovation of Frog Applause readers

Would the Weeny Witches have a bris of wieners?

Children read just as much now as ever before! I have no basis for that statement. Ingen. I have to watch my fart on the highway. Fart control!

Sounds like my underwear after a chili day.

RE: Blog- OleoAnd all my life I thought Glidden made paint!