Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 25, 2015

Did that finger just come from the back of your bloomers?

I heard that a tumor is one more than one more but that’s just a rumor for two more or more.

The first to go is your sense of humor!

Much humor in the doom-er. It’s late…..!

Open it,Throw it into paradise.

The sins of society are not a tumor. They are the normal course of events. Societies cannot survive forever. They must age and fall and decay. Attempts to proof them against their natural demise are the cause of malignance which ultimately only hastens it.When the time arrives to be rejected by the world and come forth into a new one, just go with it.It is always preferable to go head first into a new world and a new society.I am concerned that he would have both strontium and sodium on his finger. Sodium, I would expect.

At the risk of sounding like I’m in a snit, Why are we ignoring rhyming " open it! " ? ( I mean it!… Anybody want a peanut? )

Ah, wait a minute. I’d like to light my cigar, if you don’t mind.

This is the way the world ends,Not with a bang but a whimper.

Forerunner of some modern political preachers of society’s ills….

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals. ~ Oscar Wilde --I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. ~ Also Oscar

I’m a nasty old fart and too old to be a boomer!!!

How apropos.I watched The Princess Bride just the other day.

If I had a rhyming dictionary I’d do more.

God made the mountainsGod made the skyGod made the peopleGod knows why!

He fixed up the planetAs best as he could,Then in came the peopleAnd gummed it up good!

A-hem…If I had a rhyming dictionary, I’d….Delight in it’s un-morphed morphemes,So innocent of what they could be.Un-elided they stand,Their potential so grand To pull forth am “ugh”As a pun stream.(Or words to that effect.)

How about something dangling-

I’d open it if I had rhyming dictionary.

Then onto my stationary.

Seems to me, a rhyming Pictionary would be more interesting.

If weeksfive is lurking, there are messages for you at the end of yesterday’s Comments. ???

Fire Finger Guy has got a hell of a hair thing going on.

More on Fire Finger (and leaking energy) >>> HERE <<<

Watch out! I just bought Webster’s Rhyming Dictionary on dBay for $2,50.

ebay, apparently I also needed to buy Typing for Dummies.

Okay… who broke the web site?

yay! the website is working again. Im not using capitals! and emplying the techniek of pour spelling ang pungchuation to fool it into working peroperably.

And I will hug him and love him and name him George….

My mind, my mindI’m losing my mindA piece at a timeI’m losing my mind.-There are flesh girlsOut in their baiting suitsAnd fascistsIn their heil heeled boots.-Being neither a parboiler,Nor a splendid peaI ignore the normal,Normally.Give up yet?

Uranus, the Sky Father, is unique among the planets in the Solar system in that it rotates with an axial tilt of nearly ninety degrees. Thus, every eighty-four years, it points its southern polar axis almost directly at the Sun.How there could be an object which rotates at ninety degrees and whence its odd angular momentum among all the prevailing angular momentum in perfect or very near agreement with the plane of the ecliptic is a complete mystery.I blame television and the permissiveness of modern parents.

Well, a fairly decent one, anyway, even if not great, and which we still celebrate by breaking out into war parties every eight-four years or so. If the pattern holds, we should be seeing a global conflict of epic proportions by 2025, and certainly by 2027.Party on Garth.The lunatics are running the asylum.